March 2012
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“Ewan McGregor was my neighbour, right, and he came round my house the night he...”
– Noel Gallagher (via gallagherwordsofwisdom)
My favorite thing to do is drive while listening...
fuckyeah1990s:
Why do people think Rose let Jack die at the end of Titanic like there was enough room on the door Rose was floating on? I mean do you people know what Buoyancy is? Jeeze. Buoyancy, yo. Look that up. Thats all. Keep that in mind when you’re watching Titanic 3D.
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summoned to jury duty, guess what bitches, I don’t own a car so how you espect me to git dur?
superzaq asked: pomps are for narcissistic pieces
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Anonymous asked: do you speak farsi?
Anonymous asked: do you pick your nose while driving?
I’d really much rather be reading Hammy on Rye-y and writing my story than reading about the science of genetics. :(((
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Flour?
I would have thrown blood on Kim Kardashian.
I hate
being asked what my “plans” are in life—where I’m going to school, how I generate income, what I’m studying, where I live, what I’m planning to do etc. within like five minutes of meeting said asker. People who do that bore me so much, I can’t even tell you.
These are all societal questions, man I don’t want to think about society right now. You...
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