Ewan McGregor was my neighbour, right, and he came round my house the night he...– Noel Gallagher (via gallagherwordsofwisdom)
My favorite thing to do is drive while listening...
fuckyeah1990s: Why do people think Rose let Jack die at the end of Titanic like there was enough room on the door Rose was floating on? I mean do you people know what Buoyancy is? Jeeze. Buoyancy, yo. Look that up. Thats all. Keep that in mind when you’re watching Titanic 3D.
summoned to jury duty, guess what bitches, I don’t own a car so how you espect me to git dur?
superzaq asked: pomps are for narcissistic pieces
Anonymous asked: do you speak farsi?
Anonymous asked: do you pick your nose while driving?
I’d really much rather be reading Hammy on Rye-y and writing my story than reading about the science of genetics. :(((
I would have thrown blood on Kim Kardashian.
being asked what my “plans” are in life—where I’m going to school, how I generate income, what I’m studying, where I live, what I’m planning to do etc. within like five minutes of meeting said asker. People who do that bore me so much, I can’t even tell you. These are all societal questions, man I don’t want to think about society right now. You...